McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
His nipple licking is glorious
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