we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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