I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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