i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Randomize
