You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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