I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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