hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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