i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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