What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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