its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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