Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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