i don't like sucking hair
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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