just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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