Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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