Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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