Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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