i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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