i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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