Porn is love you can see.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
he fucked my hip out of place.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
