just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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