Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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