a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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