Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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