Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Randomize
