omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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