Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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