she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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