I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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