I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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