Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize