All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Randomize
