Apparently you make a good broom.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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