Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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