i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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