I cockslap morals
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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