Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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