Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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