just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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