i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Randomize
