I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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