The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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