But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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