My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
