I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He felt like a one man threesome
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Boobs speak an international language.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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