Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm way too hungover for life right now
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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