Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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