Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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