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(440): View more from Ohio

thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?

(216): View more from Ohio

... about that ...

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(+61): View more from Australia

i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be

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(907): View more from Alaska

The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.

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Nevermind, it's not water.

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(816): View more from Missouri

My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this

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(513): View more from Ohio

Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.

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(813): View more from Florida

she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.

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(303): View more from Colorado

We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool

(1-303): View more from Colorado

We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern

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(913): View more from Kansas

There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night

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