I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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