Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The Olympian is in my bed
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
