Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Randomize
