the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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