Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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