ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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